house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

(via laughcentre)

astheplanetsbend:

we’re not really friends until i’ve insulted you

(via provocative-eyebrow-wink)